Monday, April 4, 2016

"The government hates competition"

Don't steal
Don't lie
Don't cheat
Don't sell drugs.
The government hates competition.

"That awkward moment"


that awkward moment when you wake up with one sock on.

"Marriage is like going to the restaurant"


Marriage is like going to the restaurant and order your choice from the menu,
and then look at neighbouring table and wish you'd ordered that.

"For men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen'

For men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen,
remember that's where the knives are kept.

"Nothing moves faster than a girl"

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself
from an ugly picture.

"It's easy to forgive"


It's easy to forgive the mistakes from others. But it's hard to rebuild the trust.

"If you have good friends"


If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking,
they can make you laugh.

"Stop waiting for Prince Charming"


Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
Get up and find him.
The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend


The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend;
his time, his attention and his love.

One of the simplest ways to stay happy


One of the simplest ways to stay happy; 
just let go of the things that makes you sad.

"Never look back unless there's an attractive stranger behind you"


Never look back unless there's an attractive stranger behind you!

"The problem with guys is, they pretend to like you when they don't"


The problem with guys is, they pretend to like you when they don't.
The problem with girls is, they pretend they don't like you when they do.

"Respect people's feelings"


Respect people's feelings.
Even if it does not mean anything to you,
it could mean everything to them.

"It is a trust that if I fail now, I shall not fail forever"


It is  a trust that
if I fail now,
I shall not fail forever
and if I'm hurt I shall be healed.

"Forget Shit and Move On"


Forget Shit and Move On

"It still hurts that you're doing completely okay, without me"


It still hurts that you're doing completely okay, without me.

"Success is never achieved by the sized of our brain"



Success is never achieved by the sized of our brain 
but it is always achieved by the quality of our thoughts.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you


A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Elbert Hubbard

"Loving the wrong person doesn't mean your STUPID"


Loving the wrong person doesn't mean your STUPID.
It was STUPID of that person not to appreciate your LOVE.

"Everything in life is temporary"


Everything in life is temporary. 
So if things are going good, enjoy it because it wont last forever. 
And if things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either.

Real love stories never have endings


Real love stories never have endings.

Richard Bach

"Life is hard.. It's harder if you're stupid"


Life is hard..
It's harder if you're stupid

John Wayne

"Stop saying,I wish Start saying, I will"


Stop saying "I wish"
Start saying "I will"

"There are years that ask questions and years that answer"


There are years that ask questions and years that answer

Zora Neale Hurston

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent"


No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Eleanor Roosevelt

"Sometimes tears means unspoken happiness and smile means silent pain"


Sometimes tears means unspoken happiness
and smile means silent pain.

"Out of all your lies, I LOVE YOU was my favorite"


Out of all your lies,
I LOVE YOU was my favorite.

"I've been in love It's painful, pointless, and overrated"


I've been in love
It's painful, pointless,
and overrated.

Damon Salvatore

"It's not the load that breaks you down It's the way you carry it"


It's not the load that breaks you down
It's the way you carry it.

Lou Holtz

"Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever"


Pain is temporary.
Quitting lasts forever.

Lance Armstrong

"Some people want to be bank president. Other people want to rob banks"


Some people want to be bank president.
Other people want to rob banks.

Richard Ford

'Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength"


Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.

Betty Friedan

"Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief"


Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief
that way deep down they are different from everyone else.

David Foster Wallace

Sunday, April 3, 2016

"People think a soul mate is your perfect fit"


People think a soul mate is your perfect fit,
and that's what everyone wants.
But a true soul mate is a mirror,
the person who shows you everything that is holding you back,
the person who brings you to your own attention
so you can change your life.

Elizabeth Gilbert

"Don't cry because it's over smile because it happened"


Don't cry because it's over,
smile because it happened.

Dr. Seuss

"A room without books is like nobody without a soul"


A room without books is like nobody without a soul.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Friendship is born"


Friendship is born at that moment 
when one person says to another: 
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one"

C.S Lewis

"Those who mind"


Those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind.

Bernard M. Baruch

"Happiness if the consequence of personal effort"


Happiness if the consequence of personal effort.
You fight for it, strive for it,
insist upon it, and sometimes 
even travel around the world looking for it.

Elizabeth Gilbert

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple"


Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

Dr. Seuss

"Sometimes you wake up from a dream"


Sometimes you wake up from a dream.
Sometimes you wake up in a dream.
And sometimes, every once in a while,
you wake up in someone else's dream.

Richelle Mead

"True love is rare"


True love is rare,
and it's the only thing that gives life
real meaning.

Nicholas Sparks

"When someone is in your heart"


When someone is in your heart,
they're never truly gone.
They can come back to you,
even at unlikely times.

Mitch Albom

"This is what happened in love"


This is what happened in love,
one of you cried a lot
and then both of you grew sarcastic.

Lorrie Moore

"We're all seeking that special person who is right for us"


We're all seeking that special person who is right for us.
But if you've been through enough relationships,
you begin to suspect there's no right person,
just different flavors of wrong.

Galway Kinnell

"A guy and a girl can be just friends"


A guy and a girl
can be just friends,
but at one point or another,
they will fall for each...
Maybe temporarily,
maybe at the wrong time,
maybe too late,
or maybe forever

Dave Matthews

"You don't love someone because they're perfect"


You don't love someone because they're perfect,
you love them in spite of the fact
that they're not.

Jodi Picoult

"There is never a time or a place for true love"


There is never a time or a place for true love.
It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat,
in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

"It is not a lack of love"


It is not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship
that makes unhappy marriages.

Friedrich Nietzsche

"Life goes on"


People change
love hurts
friends leave
things go wrong
but remember
life goes on.

With the right kind of coachin and determination, you can accomplish anything

With the right kind of coaching and determination, you can accomplish anything - Reese Witherspoon